Dear Enterprise-Rent-A-Car

Wednesday, May 13th, 2009

Got this email from Enterprise earlier today and felt compelled to reply to their warm subject line.

My Response

Dear Enterprise, I’m sorry, it’s not you, it’s me. I’m just not ready to have those feelings for a rental car company and I love my wife.

I know you miss me, and there are times I miss you too, but someday we’ll look back at the time we had together and realize that rental car companies shouldn’t be this close or personal with their customers. No hard feelings? I’ll keep you mind if the price is right on future travel plans and I appreciate your heartfelt email.

Warm Regards,

Brian Schwartz